Post by Double L on Feb 24, 2008 9:27:05 GMT -5
The world of Men and Women...
Same words - Different meaning
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... The desire to race home from church before the
Football game starts.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.... . Anything that can be done while eating.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by -product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
He said; she said...
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants, don't you?
He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. that's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart .
He said. .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
She said. .Turn sideways and look in the mirror
He said.. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said... They don't have time.
He said .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said? We don't know; it has never happened.
He said. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good- looking?
She said...They already have boyfriends.
He said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband
is every night?
She said... A widow.
He said.. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
Same words - Different meaning
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... The desire to race home from church before the
Football game starts.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.... . Anything that can be done while eating.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by -product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
He said; she said...
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants, don't you?
He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. that's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart .
He said. .. What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
She said. .Turn sideways and look in the mirror
He said.. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said... They don't have time.
He said .. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
She said? We don't know; it has never happened.
He said. .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good- looking?
She said...They already have boyfriends.
He said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband
is every night?
She said... A widow.
He said.. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
